But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.