i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.