I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Randomize
