the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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