If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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