just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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