My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I stole a fireplace last night.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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