she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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