would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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