there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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