so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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