I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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