something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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