Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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