i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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