rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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