I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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