Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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