is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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