I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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