I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
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