My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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