In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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