My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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