he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
