the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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