Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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