..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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