he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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