Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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