But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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