Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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