Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
being pregnant is like rehab
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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