So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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