i would punch a child for taco bell
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize