I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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