ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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