gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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