i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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