Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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