Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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