I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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