My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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