Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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