My balls are so social today.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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