a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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