Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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