I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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