i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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