turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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