Pappa wants mamma naked
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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