when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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