My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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