Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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