I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
