Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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